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I love our canon AUs.

You may have noticed that scalesfromeyes and I play Ginshu and Bonten as being very bitter ex-boyfriends. I'd like to give you a taste of why this is canon.

GINSHU: When you were little, you were so cute, so I wonder why you ended up so perverted. ♥

GINSHU: Please wear your kimono. ♥
BONTEN: So you think that wearing women's clothing is better, huh. I get it. Your stomach sticks out, so that's why you can't dress lightly.
GINSHU: Birdbrain.
BONTEN: Homo!
GINSHU: [sing-song] I don't want to hear that from you~!
BONTEN: I don't have that kind of hobby!

--Volume 5 Bonus Drama CD